Guest Idea 12: Scooter of Shame
I can personally vouch this was written by Jared at a time in the morning when the Scooter of Shame was needed
So, the final guest idea. And it's the second appearance from Jared aka The Meat Man. As usual, it's great. But not a service I have ever wished existed. Ever.
(By the way, the final idea from me will be on tomorrow. This will be idea 65 after which I can retire (do you see what I did there?). Then there will be some housekeeping posts on Friday.)
Anyway, enough wittering from me. Over to Jared:
"Every night out, there's a Time of Decision. Do you stay out and crash on a sofa, eventually arriving at work reeking of bourbon and sin? Or do you go home, unfulfilled, and slightly disappointed in yourself? Now you can destroy yourself with confidence, as you can call for the Scooter of Shame!
This intrepid delivery service (for some reason, I picture it manned by Australians), will show up with a package containing the following:
- a clean white tee shirt and fresh underwear (tell them your size over the phone - or pre-register to save time!)
- toothbrush and toothpaste
- deoderant
I suspect the luxury package would include:
- a microwavable breakfast muffin
- soap and a towel
- a disposable alarm clock
Other optional extras would include:
- prebooked taxi service
- condoms
Feasibility Rating: 8
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A great guest idea to end on - the 5th emergency service... or do the Coastguards deserve a higher placing...but definitely a top ten emergency service.
Simon, I'm going to be dissappointed if a fundamentalist of some sorts doesn't get a mention in tomorrow's idea.
Mmm..not sure if that's feasible with the idea I have. Will try and slag them off in some way. Perhaps I need one idea which allows me to offend as many people as possible.
Oh wait, that was this blog.
It could even be modified to be a cab-to-work with a big bubble bath in it and fresh clothes, coffee machine in the back etc.
Or a whole "shame bus" service with a horrible prison-like shower block in the upstairs and other complete victims so you can all be ashamed and hungover together.
Hello and welcome dead insect.
Typical. The best idea on here
1. Is the second to last one
2. Is done by someone else.
Oh well. You could also have the shame carriage on the tube with showers, masseurs and caffeine injections on standby.
Blimey, boring news travels fast. Who told you that?
Yes I am - I've realised in the last few months I've become the kind of person I used to loathe - I blog, I exercise and I'm trying not to drink.
Today is day 11. I'm going to keep doing it until my muscles stop aching, I stop shivering, and I can get more than 4 hours restless sleep a night.
And then I'll get right back on it.
If I make it as far as the end of the month, I'm sure I can have some beer. Although I like to think I'm as much fun without booze (although Paul and Jared who I was out with last night may disagree...). Just less offensive.
Australia is up in the air at the moment. On hold. Wait and see. That kind of thing.