Idea 43: Sausage and Mash Cafe Nigerian Sausage
The President of Nigeria launching their latest sausage on the world, yesterday
I ate at a Sausage and Mash cafe last night with a friend. On the specials board there was a Nigerian sausage on offer. Ever the inquisitive type, my friend got one to see what it was like. The waitress told us that it was a mixture of pork, pepper and spices.
Now, I don't know much about Nigeria, but I have no idea why those ingredients are uniquely Nigerian. Which made me wonder whether a better Nigerian sausage might be one that plays off what they're more famous for, at least over here - email spam. (If you go here, and scroll down to 2005, you can read about the Ignoble award Nigeria won for its contribution to literature that year.)
So, S+M Cafe people. You should create a Nigerian sausage whose main meat constituent is spam.
Feasibility Rating: 7
Taste Rating: -7

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