Idea 45: Church of England Strippers

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Mother "Tits Out" Theresa, yesterday

Nobody said that combatting fundamentalist Muslim terrorism would be easy. And desperate times call for desperate measures. Which is why the Church of England, in fact Christian churches the world over, Protestant and Catholic alike, need to try to win the war of minds and hearts of the young men being groomed for terrorism.

And what better way to do this than through naked flesh? We know that even the most fundamentalist Muslim wannabe-martyr is motivated by the promise of 43 virgins in heaven. Which on some level means that they think the same kind of dirty thoughts, and are as led by 'Little Allah', as men the world over are. A simple way therefore to try and make them realise what they're missing out on is for the Church of England to employ a team of strippers - lets call them a cabaret of angels - to run into fundamentalist mosques at prayer time, and strip naked.

This would hopefully have the effect of

a. putting them off the fundamentalist teachings they're listening to

b. showing them the heavenly Christian delights that await them on earth if only they concentrated more on this life than the next one.

Feasibility Rating: 4