Idea 60: Hot Dang Grans
Jessica "Hot Dang" Lange, outside my house, yesterday
In the last couple of years, the concept of the 'Yummy Mummy' has emerged. Well, hot women who are also Mums have been around for a long time, it's just they've finally been given a catchy name. (Alongside, of course, 'MILF' as featured on American Pie and countless pornos.)
Anyway, the point being that as we move more and more into a world where people look after their bodies, and plastic surgery becomes more readily available, it's no longer inconceivable that there are women who look hot well past their 50th birthday (apparently 50 is the cut-off for a Yummy Mummy). This isn't some weird Mrs. Robinson thing I've got, I'd like to stress, I'm merely commenting on a trend.
So, hot Grandmas. And rather than just calling them 'Yummy Grandmummy' because that sounds shit, I wonder whether there is a name these women - the Raquel Welchs, Farah Fawcetts, and Jaclyn Smiths of this world - could have in their own right. My suggestion, as seen at the top, is 'Hot Dang Grans', but I'm not sure if this quite gets it. So all suggestions welcome.
'GILF' of course, works fine.
Feasibility Rating: er...not sure what's feasible here. These people exist. Feasibility of this trend being recognised if it hasn't been already? 8

Comments
I dunno. Wasn't this in '40 year old virgin'?
Well, there was a grandma who was very attractive in that film - the beautiful Catherine Keener.
But the point is that I don't think it's been acknowledged as a modern-day phenomenon that there are now lots of older women - grandma age - who are attractive. And I don't think they have been awarded a name like 'Yummy Mummies'.
But what don't you know? Whether this is a good name? Whether it's an original thought? Or whether there are women over 50 who are hot?
Ha ha! Vey good.
Anyone else?
I think they just called her a 'sexy grandma'. Which lacks some umpf. I like Paul's suggestion.
It' s not flashy, but it gets the point across.
P.S. I'm certain that more than 4 people read this wonderful blog and please don't stop doing it.
Hey Clarice.
Thank you for that. I will do something else I'm sure. I just have a relatively low attention span so feel like doing something different. I'll let you know whatever that is.
I like the straightforwardness of 'hot old man'. Much better than coming up with something that tries too hard to be catchy. In fact, perhaps we should just ignore age all together, and just say "Hot girl" or "Hot guy".